The infra-redness of that sun really does a number on the retina even on a little screen. It’s so obviously fake, yet the intensity of color gives it a power it doesn’t really earn—scary-plastic rather than merely affectless. I remember once reading a newspaper (I think) review of the first Digable Planets album that cocked a snooty eyebrow toward the lyric, “It’s purple when it snows,” thus proving that the person writing the piece didn’t live in Minnesota, or at least hadn’t been in it from approximately 7 to 9 p.m. between November and March. That said, the purple snow here is closer in hue to the cover of Master of Reality or something, though that’s probably as much to do with its proximity to all that inky black. “Inky” is a good word for everything here, really. But what really catapults this into the insta-stoner hall of fame is that doubled orange dot near the lower right corner, fourth up. Even more than the signature, and the layering, and the digital-effected tree in the purple foreground, far right, and every goddamn thing else, that doubled orange dot is so clearly “painted,” so dewy, like something out of for-little-kids anime, that it gives the whole thing away as an obvious fake. I can’t take my eyes off of it.






![Some images border on kitsch but stay just on the right side of it, and this is one of them. There’s nothing quite plannable about it—embellished, sure, but it looks like a real moment, caught almost by accident; it strikes me as an instant perennial (I caught it in the stream from Vivid Ap[peal], at a point when it had four notes), though I’m terrible about guessing which images I occasionally mine for will end up catching on somehow. Often it’s the very simplest stuff, and that’s what this is: very simple, and very instant. It’s not kitsch, but it may end up becoming that way from overuse, if in fact it catches on.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljxgiz14Lo1qhjchjo1_500.jpg)
